No right turn on excuses

U hopefully not in an English class.

Even if you're covered in mud

Who could have forseen that they'd take up smoking.

God, I love poster depictions of different races. Black people, brown people, pink people, grey people, we're all the same! I say po-tay-to, you say po-tah-to, that guy's a zombie, whatever!

Bahahahahaha. Nice try, Helen, but the rest of us are pretty stoked about this whole sight thing.

But you notice it's never a great day to think about sex and eat pizza. Can I catch a break? No? I guess it's just not as contagious as my attitude.

Opt instead for the less frequently maintained Road to Employment at Arby's.

Lies, all lies.

... And which shoes you're wearing, how your hair looks, which jeans you bought. Kids, we live in a materialistic world now, but just wait! In twenty years, the hottest fashion will be your knowledge of pre-algebra.