Opt instead for the less frequently maintained Road to Employment at Arby's.

Lies, all lies.

... And which shoes you're wearing, how your hair looks, which jeans you bought. Kids, we live in a materialistic world now, but just wait! In twenty years, the hottest fashion will be your knowledge of pre-algebra.

Wow. If there was an award for Most Vaguely Ominous "Inspirational" Poster, this would at least be in the top twenty. Life is full of choices. You probably won't know 'til down the line which are good and which are bad, but BEWARE ANYWAY. I like to think that this poster has a companion poster in the cafeteria that says, "This dessert bar has many pudding flavors. Some are poisoned."

Nee-nor, nee-nor, it's the condescension police

Man, I hated posters like this. This is exactly the kind of poster Mrs Jenkins would have had on her wall, and she had a different color pair of sneakers every day of the week. No, seriously, every day. Not an exaggeration. Don't these teachers realize that I, as a fourth grader, am I on a tight schedule?! I have these BFF notes due at noon, and then I'm swamped 'til 5 with kickball.